My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Text me some of your sweat
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
The ass gains better be worth it
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