i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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