After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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