swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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