I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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