every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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