Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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