Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
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It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
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Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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