If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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