Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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