3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
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I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
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I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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