A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
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