How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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