I'm gonna have a badass scar
You can't motorboat a personality
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
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