When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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