That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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