rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
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I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
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Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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