Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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