I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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