You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
This is my gift to your gina
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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