I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
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My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
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You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize