why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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