I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
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I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
What a dumb baby whore.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
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Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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