Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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