carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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