so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
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i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
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Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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