And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
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todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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