i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
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