She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
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I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
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I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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