Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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