But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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