It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
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It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
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While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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