...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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