im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Randomize
