i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
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there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
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Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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