somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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