You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
i think i have two assholes
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
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I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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