if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
we're so committed to being not committed
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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