Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize
