How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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