ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
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I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
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I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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