I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
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