Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
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Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
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Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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