I cockslap morals
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
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It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
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Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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