about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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