i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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