He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
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Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
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You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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