I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
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You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
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"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
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