If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
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...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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