nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
My purse is full of condoms and money.
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