I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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