Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
this hospital has no fireball
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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