I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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