I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
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I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
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You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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