Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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